"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
-Ernest Hemingway
"When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn't the slightest intention of putting it into practice."
-Otto Von Bismark
"Children will not remember you for the material things you provided but for the feeling that you cherished them."
-Richard L. Evans
"When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty."
~Norm Crosby
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